29 November 2010

23 November 2010

English is a Funny Language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? 

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Tricky Plurals
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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;

but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,

yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;

yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,

why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,

and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,

why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,

yet hat in the plural would never be hose,

and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,

but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

09 November 2010

05 November 2010

Pasal Upin, Ipin, iPhone dan Israel

Ada dengar isu Upin dan Ipin Konspirasi Yahudi? Konspirasi apa tu?
Bawah aku pastekan apa Konspirasi tu.
by Asan Ramli on Wednesday, 03 November 2010 at 02:12

**SEBELUM TU SAYA MOHON MAAF JIKA INI BERLAKU KEPADA PEMINAT SIRI INI DAN JANGAN CEPAT MELATAH..ISU INI BELUM LAGI DIKETENGAHKAN LAGI  TAPI INSYALLAH SEMUA INI ADALAH QADA DAN QADAR ALLAH YANG MENENTUKAN DANBUKAN KEBETULAN ATAU TAK DISENGAJAKAN...***

***AKU DAPAT PON SECARA TAK SENGAJA DARI WEB KONSPIRASI YAHUDI***

Sebutlah Uffin bukan Upin, Upin dalam bahasa Aramaic bermaksud "Aku benci Rasul." 


Sebutlah Ariffin bukan Ipin, Ipin dalam bahasa Syriac bermaksud " Aku suka Israel ."

Ini diburukkan lagi oleh penggunaan huruf "U" pada baju Upin dan "I" pada baju Ipin."U" bermaksud " USA ""I" bermaksud " Israel "

Terbuktilah bahawa Upin & Ipin juga merupakan agenda tersembunyi Yahudi dalam melemahkan akidah umat Islam. Mereka menggunakan Upin & Ipin sebagai jarum halus terbaru setelah mereka gagal dalam misi Pokemon, Doraemon,Digimon dan Mamula Moon.

LAGI SATU :

Baru-baru ini Syarikat Apple telah melancarkan iPhone 4g. Diharap ikhwah danakhawat semua dapat sama2 memboikot iPhone 4g kerana ia sebenarnya adalahagenda yahudi. ' i ' pada perkataan iPhone sebenarnya merujuk kepada ' Israel ' .4g pula bermaksud "god, gold, glory and girl". kalu kamu benar2 cintakanAllah dan rasul, sila sebarkan kepada semua umat Islam kalau tidak solatkamu tidak sah selama 40 hari 40 malam.

ANDA MENILAIKAN ADAKAH BETUL ATAU TIDAK..

***JADI KEPADA SESIAPA YANG BOLEH BONGKAR LAGI SILAKAN,KITA KONGSI KAN BERSAMA***

My Opinion : What The F***... kenapalah orang islam ni suka sangat dengki kan... kita tengok orang tu maju macam2lah fitnah kita nak bagi untuk make sure orang tu jatuh... Cuba org google transalete kan ayat2 tu.. betul ke... Orang yang percaya ni pun satu... Bodoh teramat.. Sama jugalah ngan kes Pokemon, Digimon tu.. actually dh check ke betul ke tidak....

Ingat dulu isu Gardenia tak halal.. End up tu hanya fitnah... Time tu aku rasa Gardenia betul2 rugi sebab orang mula takut.. Ni semua orang2 yang fitnah menggunakan ayat2 Islam... Dan yang paling teruk ramai percaya..

Hish Wahai orang melayu... berubah la... jangan cepat percaya dengan tak semena2...

**ni belum aku sentuh isu Menara Warisan lagi nie**

03 November 2010

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